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DIRECTIONS

if he WERE to GIVE you DIRECTIONS,
you’d NEVER get LOST
and you’d ARRIVE at LEAST 5 MINUTES EARLY.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

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MAIL

if he WERE to MAIL A LETTER
WITHOUT POSTAGE,
it WOULD still GET THERE.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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DVD LIBRARY

HE has AMASSED an INCREDIBLY LARGE DVD LIBRARY,
and it is SAID that he NEVER once ALPHABETIZED it.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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ADVICE on THE GYM

RUNNING IN PLACE
will NEVER get you
the SAME RESULTS as
RUNNING FROM a LION.

Posted on Youtube by:  at: Dos Equis – Most Interesting Man in the World: The Gym


STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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TROPHIES

HE’S WON TROPHIES for his GAME FACE alone.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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BOWLS

HE BOWLS OVERHAND.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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PUNCH YOU

IF HE were to PUNCH YOU in the FACE,
YOU WOULD have TO FIGHT off
the STRONG URGE to THANK HIM.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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