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Daily Archives: 05/13/2011

the MAYANS

the FRONT of HIS HOUSE
LOOKS LIKE it WAS BUILT by the MAYANS.
BECAUSE IT WAS.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

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ADVICE on MANSCAPING

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

Posted on Youtube by:  at: Dos Equis: Most Interesting Man In The World – Manscaping (2010)


STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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MUSEUMS

AT MUSEUMS,
HE’S aloud TO TOUCH the ART.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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MAGICIAN

HE once PUNCHED a MAGICIAN…
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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ADVICE on LADY LUCK

BE WARY of a WOMAN
WHO only SHOWS up
when
YOU ARE WINNING.

Posted on Youtube by: at: The Most Interesting Man in the World on Lady Luck


STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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NARCOLEPSY

HE has been KNOWN to CURE NARCOLEPSY,
just BY WALKING into a ROOM.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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RAINING

WHEN it is RAINING
it is BECAUSE HE is THINKING
about SOMETHING SAD.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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