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Daily Archives: 05/11/2011

TROPHIES

HE’S WON TROPHIES for his GAME FACE alone.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

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BOWLS

HE BOWLS OVERHAND.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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PUNCH YOU

IF HE were to PUNCH YOU in the FACE,
YOU WOULD have TO FIGHT off
the STRONG URGE to THANK HIM.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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HIS LOOKS

HE could DISARM YOU with HIS LOOKS,
or his HANDS, EITHER WAY.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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ADVICE on SPEED DATING

I ASSURE YOU,
MOST WOMEN would not CONSIDER SPEED a VIRTUE.

Posted on Youtube by:  at: Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World On Speed Dating


STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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HIS HANDS

HIS HANDS feel like RICH, BROWN SUEDE.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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PHEROMONES

the PHEROMONES he SECRETES
have been KNOWN to EFFECT PEOPLE MILES away,
in a SLIGHT, but MEASURABLE, WAY.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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