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Daily Archives: 05/10/2011

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

HE NEVER says something
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN,
not even CHICKEN.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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CHIPS

HE has NEVER FILLED up on CHIPS.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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DICING ONIONS

DICING ONIONS doesn’t make HIM CRY,
IT ONLY makes him STRONGER.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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ADVICE on DRINK UMBRELLAS

UNLESS your DRINK is EXPECTING RAIN,
you should PROBABLY RECONSIDER.

Posted on Youtube by:  at: Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man In The World – Drink Umbrellas (2010)


STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

HIS TACOS

the CONTENTS of HIS TACOS
REFUSE to fall FROM THE SHELL.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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PIÑATA

HE can OPEN a PIÑATA
with a WINK AND a SMILE.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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LIFE OF PARTIES

HE is the LIFE OF PARTIES
HE his NEVER ATTENDED.

I don’t always drink beer,
but when I do,
I prefer Dos Equis.
STAY THIRSTY, my friends.

 

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